Privacy Policy for

At, we take your privacy seriously. Specifically, we will never sell, trade, or simply give away any of your personal information.

Seriously, that shit is annoying AF and we aren’t going to do that for you.

(Can we cuss in a proper privacy policy? Not sure, but whatevs. Just did…)

If you want to know the fine print as it relates to your privacy, keep reading below. One would make the argument that if you’re bored enough to read this you would be better served to just go for a run, but I’m not here to tell you what to do.

So if you’ve got nothing better to do than read this stuff, knock yourself out.

Collection and Use of Personal Information

Personal information comes in a variety of different forms, but here at we only have the information that you have given us.

So if you’ve subscribed to the blog or opted into our email list, we have your email address and/or your name.

If you’re a client, past or current, we have a bit more of your personal information (again, that you willingly provided) including your date of birth and mailing address.

What do we do with all this information?

Well, we send out regular emails (typically on Sunday, Tuesday, and Friday) with some type of lesson/story/tip that will hopefully make you smile. And if we really hit the mark, it’ll make you think a little bit as well.

If you get sick of us invading your inbox 3x weekly (with an occasional extra email thrown in there as well), you’re welcome to opt out of our list at any time. Every email sent has an unsubscribe button at the bottom of it, and if you click it you will no longer receive any emails from us (unless you opt back in, of course).

As for our clients, we use the extra information you have provided to send you stuff.

You know, like a proper thank you note for paying us to serve you. Or a birthday card on your birthday. Or whatever product you have purchased.

We know.

If you don’t want us to have your personal information, just let us know and we’ll delete it.

And if you ever want to look at what dirt we have on you, just let us know and we’ll show you all the stuff you already know about yourself. You know, like your email address, your name, and shit like that.

Use of Cookies

We “use” cookies on this website.

Sadly, not those type of cookies.

The cookie we use is a small text file containing information that a website transfers to your computer’s hard disk for record-keeping purposes and allows us to analyze our site traffic patterns.

A cookie cannot give us access to your computer or to information beyond what you provide.

Most web browsers automatically accept cookies; consult your browser’s manual or online help if you want information on restricting or disabling the browser’s handling of cookies. If you disable cookies, you can still view the publicly available information on the website.

We also use Google Analytics on our site to collect details of the behavior of visitors to the site.

Since we are running a business, it’s nice to know what pages people visit and whether or not you’ve been on our site before.

This information is only processed in a way which does not identify anyone. We do not make, nor do we allow Google to make, any attempt to find out the identities of those visiting our website.

Email List

Like we said earlier, we do have an email list and we send regular emails.

We utilize a third-party email service, Convert Kit, to store your email address, name, and some basic information about where/when you subscribed to our list and some of the links you may have clicked within the emails.

The reason for this is simple: to (hopefully) only send you emails about shit that you’re actually interested in.

If you have any concerns about Convert Kit’s privacy policy or how they may use your information (they won’t), please check out the privacy policy they have posted on their website.

And just to reiterate, anytime you want to view your information just let us know and we will show you what we know about you. And if you want to unsubscribe from our email list, just click the link that can be found at the bottom of every email we send.

Access to Your Personal Information

Like we’ve said however many times already if you want to see YOUR information at any time, just contact us and we will get you squared away.

Just use the contact form below, and someone will be in touch with you in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.

Patience is a Virtue

And try to stay patient, eh?

Changes to This Policy

We can and will amend this privacy policy should the need arise.

That said, we pray that it will be many moons until such a change/update will be necessary.