Runners Are F@€%ing Stupid!
I’m Denny, and I’m a runner.
I’ve been what I would consider a “real” runner for a little more than 4 years, and in that time I’ve gotten noticeably stupider. Or more stupid. Whatever.
In the real world, I like to think I’m a pretty intelligent guy, but since the start of 2012, my runner IQ has been trending downward as my mileage totals have gone in an inversely proportional direction.
I Can’t Be the Only Stupid Runner, Can I?
Seriously y’all, how stupid are we?
Sure, there are numerous health benefits to being a runner. Running strengthens your heart and lungs. Running helps you lose weight and keep it off. Running helps tone and sculpt your legs.
Running also brings people together and can help to create friendships across generational, cultural, social, economic, and any other lines that exist.
But on the other hand… Read more